I just saw a pregnant woman who was just starting to show... maybe 4 months along. She was wearing a shirt that said "BabyFat".
I thought to myself I should get myself one of those next time I'm preggo so people won't just think that I'm letting myself go.
Then I thought to myself, Why wait till I'm pregnant?
When I'm running I wear running clothes because they are the most comfortable. They're made from wicking fabrics, they don't bunch, they don't chafe. But they also don't leave anything to the imagination. Sometimes, like this morning, when I'm running past a group of construction workers I want to make excuses for myself. I had a baby! That's why my I look like this!
Usually I just settle for running faster.
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