ScienceMama: You're not a moron, you are the complete opposite of a moron. You're an anti-moron. *thinks for a second* Hey Labmate 2, Labmate 1 is a subatomic particle... an anti-moron.
Labmate 2: An anti-moron, huh?
ScienceMama: Yes, that's why LB1 and I are such good baymates. She's the anti-moron to my moron.
Labmate 3: But wouldn't you annihilate each other?...
Labmate 1: Maybe that's why my experiments aren't working.
Labmate 3: ...and for the universe to exist, wouldn't there have to be more of one particle than the other? Are there more anti-morons or morons?
Labmate 2: I think we all know the answer to that.