Thursday, September 11, 2008

Yes, we are thirteen year old boys

Husband made some off-color joke to me tonight. So to put him in his place, I playfully threatened to put my knee where it counts.

Hey hey! he said. Watch the jewels!

I prefer to call it junk I reply.

One woman's junk is another man's jewels he says.

At which point I promptly kneed him in his junk.

There will be no puns in my house.


1 comment:

Aunt Becky said...

I needed that today. Thanks, dude.