Husband made some off-color joke to me tonight. So to put him in his place, I playfully threatened to put my knee where it counts.
Hey hey! he said. Watch the jewels!
I prefer to call it junk I reply.
One woman's junk is another man's jewels he says.
At which point I promptly kneed him in his junk.
There will be no puns in my house.
Well THAT'S never happened before.
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