Monday, February 4, 2008

Swear Jar, continued

ScienceMama: That guy is such a dildo.

Husband: Swear Jar! 25 cents!

SM: What!? 'Dildo' isn't a swear word!

H: I thought our criteria was stuff we wouldn't want the Bean saying at school. Do you want the Bean saying 'Dildo' at school?

SM: Fine. That guy is a phallus-shaped jerk.

5 comments:

Amanda said...

Excellent phrasing. When I was smaller my parents didn't want me calling anyone stupid. So, my grandfather told me to call them "micro-encephalic twerps."

BerryBird said...

We were not allowed to say shut up as kids. Fermez la bouche, on the other hand, was perfectly acceptable.

Jenn said...

Hahahaha. "phallus-shaped jerk" is a nice one...

JC said...

When I was a child our family bought our first VCR with proceeds from the swear jar. Your post made me smile.

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