ScienceMama: That guy is such a dildo.
Husband: Swear Jar! 25 cents!
SM: What!? 'Dildo' isn't a swear word!
H: I thought our criteria was stuff we wouldn't want the Bean saying at school. Do you want the Bean saying 'Dildo' at school?
SM: Fine. That guy is a phallus-shaped jerk.
Meditations during Rural Travel
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