A hilarious new journal for science nerds, MusculusMag.
Here's my May horoscope:
Due to an unexpected interaction between the Sun and Saturn, you will have to do all of your genotyping on the day of the half moon. Any attempts otherwise will lead to fur mites. In the event that you aren’t working with mice: Look out. You will be soon.
Guess I'd better stop leaving out cheese and rat poison on my desk at work.