Me: Ask me what I did tonight.
You: Okay ScienceMama, what'd you do tonight?
Me: Dismantled, scoured, then reassembled the entire fridge.
You: Um... wow?
Me: While vaguely watching/listening to trashy TV, thank you very much.
That's right, motherhood has turned me into a wild woman. My Friday nights are spent cleaning my fridge. Don't try to get in the way of my good time, you might get hurt.
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